Flying Potion ~ Happy Weekend ;)
3 .5mg Valium tablets
2 purple ringed mushrooms from under grain fed cow manure picked at sunrise
Three small green bulbs of the Peyote plant
Crush tablets, mushrooms, and bulbs in bowl. Stir in tequila until the
contents are a thick paste. Chill in refrigerator or on ice for one hour.
Wipe Ointment on desired area. If you are not satisfied with those results…
put contents of bowl in mouth, but do not swallow for a minimum of thirty minutes.
The sense of weightlessness may occur shortly after swallowing.
If so make sure to keep windows and doors shut until medical assistance arrives.
This will keep neighbors and small animals safe from your possible escape.
In case of death deny everything.
~~Author unknown ~~
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This entry was posted on April 27, 2012 by carinaragno. It was filed under life, photography, recipe, sonocarina and was tagged with carina, flying potion, fun, funny :P, happy weekend, photography, recipe.