Amore e pianto, vivono accanto

Flying Potion ~ Happy Weekend ;)

4oz Tequila
3 .5mg Valium tablets
1 Seconal
2 purple ringed mushrooms from under grain fed cow manure picked at sunrise
Three small green bulbs of the Peyote plant

Crush tablets, mushrooms, and bulbs in bowl. Stir in tequila until the
contents are a thick paste. Chill in refrigerator or on ice for one hour.
Wipe Ointment on desired area. If you are not satisfied with those results…
put contents of bowl in mouth, but do not swallow for a minimum of thirty minutes.

The sense of weightlessness may occur shortly after swallowing.
If so make sure to keep windows and doors shut until medical assistance arrives.
This will keep neighbors and small animals safe from your possible escape.

 

 

 

In case of death deny everything.


~~Author unknown ~~

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One response

  1. Haha I love this. Especially “In case of death deny everything.”

    April 28, 2012 at 12:46 am

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