Flying Potion ~ Happy Weekend ;)
4oz Tequila
3 .5mg Valium tablets
1 Seconal
2 purple ringed mushrooms from under grain fed cow manure picked at sunrise
Three small green bulbs of the Peyote plant
Crush tablets, mushrooms, and bulbs in bowl. Stir in tequila until the
contents are a thick paste. Chill in refrigerator or on ice for one hour.
Wipe Ointment on desired area. If you are not satisfied with those results…
put contents of bowl in mouth, but do not swallow for a minimum of thirty minutes.
The sense of weightlessness may occur shortly after swallowing.
If so make sure to keep windows and doors shut until medical assistance arrives.
This will keep neighbors and small animals safe from your possible escape.
In case of death deny everything.
~~Author unknown ~~
Raspberry Mojito
Adults only ~ *can be addicting ;)*
1 ½ oz. of rum
1 ½ oz. raspberry rum
2 limes
1 oz. simple syrup
1 oz. Chambord
4-5 raspberries
4-5 mint leave
Finish with soda water
Throw in an ice cube or two in a highball glass (tall glass), break the mint leaves up and drop them into the glass. Throw in raspberries and lime, then pour in the simple syrup. Muddle the hell out of these ingredients until the limes/fruit are flat and the mint leaves are broken up. Pour in the rum, and chambord, fill the rest of the glass with ice. Shake it up or pour back and forth between another glass to mix it all up. Top off with soda water (or Sprite if you like it sweeter) and drink in one gulp. Just kidding. Sip. It’s best enjoyed that way.
L'amore e forte come la morte 